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November 10, 2014

Vasectomy Jokes

A collection of vasectomy jokes and anecdotes we’ve collected over the years. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers. Vacation Emergency A man pulls up to the medical clinic, leaving his wife and kids in the car, and races inside. “We’re leaving on vacation, and my wife says I need to be vasectomized immediately!” The […]

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November 10, 2014

Penis Owner’s Manual (humor)

Welcome to the world-wide family of penis owners. We trust that you will enjoy many years of trouble-free service from yours. To help ensure that you will, we encourage you to familiarise yourself with the following equipment descriptions, operating instructions and maintenance requirements.   Body and Interior Specifications (All Model Years) PENIS Average length and […]

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November 10, 2014

Do It Yourself Vasectomy Kit (Vasectomy Humor)

The following is the content of an auction that was (quite justifiably) pulled from eBay after about a day. We were asleep when it got pulled, so we have no idea if it received any bids, nor how many hits it got. So you’ve decided not to breed. A wise choice–just ask anyone. But sterilization […]

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